• . I have a house phone, or a land-line as some people still call it. I want to point out that I’m not trying to brag. I’m not trying [...]

  Your Call Can Not Be Connected As Dialed…Well, It Could Be, But It Won’t Be.

  January 14, 2013
• I feel that I need to preface this post with an important announcement. Hitch hiking is maybe the coolest thing you can ever do in your life. If [...]

  A Child’s Guide To Hitch Hiking Safety

  January 9, 2013
• A new year has arrived. A time to change everything in your life and become the incredibly healthy and succesful human being you were meant to [...]

  Dad Always Said, “New Year’s Resolutions Are For Pussies”

  January 1, 2013
• Every year around Christmas time, someone writes an updated fiscal report on how much The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost in todays dollars. [...]

  Newsflash: Your True Love Is A Dick

  December 24, 2012

• The day that I got kicked out of New Kids On The Block was one of the worst days of my life. I remember it like it was yesterday. What’s [...]

  The Coolest Kid On The Block

  December 12, 2012
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  The Greatest Gift Of All (No, Not Life)

  December 8, 2012
• We are about three weeks away from another end of the world prediction. Coincidentally, or maybe subconsciously not, I have been watching a [...]

  It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Prepped Fine)

  December 2, 2012
• Santa is coming The little boy said He comes down the chimney While I’m snug in my bed He brings me the toys That I’ve wanted all [...]

  A Modern Day Christmas Poem

  December 1, 2012

• The big Powerball drawing has come and gone, and alas, I did not win. It’s a shame, because being unemployed and what not, I could have [...]

  Does Anybody Like My Powerful Balls?

  November 30, 2012
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  A Boy’s Guide To Wooing A Sweet Beautiful Baby Lady

  November 27, 2012