Bill McMorrow is a fan of many splendid things, such as staying properly hydrated, holding the door for others, Xbox, solving murders but neglecting to alert the proper authorities as to the killers true identity and then watching helplessly as he/she/they kill(s) again, pretending to recycle, eating breakfast for dinner, finding fault in others through no fault of his own, buying a candy bar from some child outside of a supermarket for a dollar instead of inside the store for fifty cents all to support a cause that he’s not entirely sure he understands nor supports, run-on sentences, 80’s hair bands, stand up comedy, Arrested Development, telling people he hitchhikes “all the time”, and more stuff far too numerous to mention.
But most importantly, Bill McMorrow likes you, dear reader.
No, strike that. Bill McMorrow loves you.
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