• I was on Facebook a couple of weeks ago. It’s this new website that people go on to remember why they hate other people. I was scrolling [...]

  Who’s The Big Winner?

  May 21, 2013
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  Fireworks, Fistfights & Fornication

  May 6, 2013
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  Wouldn’t You Like To Get Away?

  May 2, 2013
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  And The Sign Said Long Haired Freaky People Need Not Apply

  April 14, 2013

• I had a black Huffy BMX bike when I was a boy. I got it for Christmas when I was nine years old. My father took me to Child World in Quincy [...]

  A Tale Of A Boy And His Bike

  March 7, 2013
•       Australian billionaire Clive Palmer has announced that he is going to build the Titanic 2. It will be an exact replica of [...]

  The Twotanic

  March 3, 2013
• Man, I wish I had some old shit to sell. My wife and I were watching Antiques Roadshow: Boston. When the fuck did they come to Boston is what my [...]

  Antiqües Röadshöw

  February 6, 2013
• I quit smoking cigarettes. Again. I have successfully made it through the first day. Naturally, I want to punch a newborn baby in its adorable [...]

  Don’t Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

  January 29, 2013

• I want to talk about music. Loud Music. The kind of loud music that can lead to the police knocking on your door at two in the morning and asking [...]

  If It’s Too Loud, You’re Too Old

  January 21, 2013
• January is a cold, fickle bitch. I don’t mean that in a derogatory sense. Or maybe I do. See, the thing is, I don’t care for snow. [...]

  Hot Dog…The Blog

  January 16, 2013