I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned out and he just ruined it, like he always does. I hired this really great magician I heard about through some older boys I know. You just page him on his beeper, then he shows up and does these wonderful tricks that you could barely believe or hardly even remember when you finally wake up half-naked and facedown on the shag carpet in his van. He’s pretty cool.
Although I really don’t like how he keeps staring at me as he licks his lips and whispers “abracadabra” over and over again.
Bill McMorrow 