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  Boston, You’re My Home

  April 18, 2013
• Man, I wish I had some old shit to sell. My wife and I were watching Antiques Roadshow: Boston. When the fuck did they come to Boston is what my [...]

  Antiqües Röadshöw

  February 6, 2013
• . I have a house phone, or a land-line as some people still call it. I want to point out that I’m not trying to brag. I’m not trying [...]

  Your Call Can Not Be Connected As Dialed…Well, It Could Be, But It Won’t Be.

  January 14, 2013
• We are about three weeks away from another end of the world prediction. Coincidentally, or maybe subconsciously not, I have been watching a [...]

  It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Prepped Fine)

  December 2, 2012

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  The Cinnamon Whistle Sticks

  November 8, 2012
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  Ten Cents Gets You Nuts!

  November 6, 2012
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  Dear Olympics, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

  July 30, 2012
• When I was a younger boy, around 11 or 12, I was given the investment opportunity of a lifetime. I was personally asked if I wanted to join a [...]

  I Love Rock ‘N Roll, So Tape Another Penny To A Postcard, Baby

  June 26, 2012

•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012
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  Liar, Liar, Tights On Fire!

  April 7, 2012