• During the summer of 1986, at the tender age of 15, I stared death in the face for 6 straight hours. I miraculously lived to tell the tale. So [...]

  Oh, That’s How People Die?

  April 5, 2012
• We live in a world where bad things happen to good people. It’s also a world where good things happen to bad people.  Of course, sometimes [...]

  A Matter Of National Insecurity

  April 3, 2012
•   Things to know about this video: It’s a scientific fact that all the best lip-synching dance trios in the 80’s got their big [...]

  Behind The Music: Stacy, Debbie, And Stacy

  April 1, 2012
• American Idol is a singing competition/television show that airs on the Fox network. You probably already know that, because I consider [...]

  American Idolatry

  March 31, 2012

• The 70’s were a simpler time when there was no need for expensive quality licensed daycare centers. Television was the only babysitter a [...]

  Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s High

  March 27, 2012
• As a child I hated vegetables, or venchtibles as my brother used to call them. Hahaha, siblings. I hated broccoli, I hated cauliflower, but most [...]

  No Thanks, I’ll Just Take Steroids

  March 22, 2012
• Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I [...]

  Good & High Helen Hunting

  March 20, 2012
•   Remember Steve Austin? No, not the wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. I mean the real Steve Austin. Colonel Steve Austin, The [...]

  You Couldn’t Afford These Man Parts

  March 19, 2012