We live in a world where bad things happen to good people. It’s also a world where good things happen to bad people.  Of course, sometimes good things happen to good people and occasionally bad things happen to bad people too….. We live in a world where things happen to people.

That’s why we must be ever vigilant, always on our guard. Statistics show that 100% of all foreign terrorists come to America through her borders. 100 percent! That’s almost all of them. That’s unacceptable.

Luckily we have Robert Michael Jack on our side. He’s the man that’s keeping the peace. So cool it, Canada.

In all seriousness this is a sketch by The Groundlings that aired on HBO‘s Sketch Pad 2. It is hysterical and is something everyone should see at least 17 times before they die. So watch it a bunch of times. But instead of just replaying the video, click on the title again. They’re called views. Help a brother out.

In even more seriousnessness, he’s watching you Le Clown.

10 responses »

  1. free penny press says:

    haha.. “to Maine….state”..lol

    Le Clown better behave or else…

  2. clownonfire says:

    I’ve clicked 3 times on your blog title, and post title.
    I have made my part towards your claim to fame.
    Le Clown

  3. saradraws says:

    I can’t believe you people aren’t more scared of us. We’re very scary.

  4. sweetmother says:

    this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in a very long time… loved.

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