We live in a world where bad things happen to good people. It’s also a world where good things happen to bad people. Of course, sometimes good things happen to good people and occasionally bad things happen to bad people too….. We live in a world where things happen to people.
That’s why we must be ever vigilant, always on our guard. Statistics show that 100% of all foreign terrorists come to America through her borders. 100 percent! That’s almost all of them. That’s unacceptable.
Luckily we have Robert Michael Jack on our side. He’s the man that’s keeping the peace. So cool it, Canada.
In all seriousness this is a sketch by The Groundlings that aired on HBO‘s Sketch Pad 2. It is hysterical and is something everyone should see at least 17 times before they die. So watch it a bunch of times. But instead of just replaying the video, click on the title again. They’re called views. Help a brother out.
In even more seriousnessness, he’s watching you Le Clown.