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  Boston, You’re My Home

  April 18, 2013
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  An Open Letter To Kim Jong Un… You Know, If He Allowed The Internet.

  April 4, 2013
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  Where Have All The Good Times Gone?

  March 28, 2013
• I had a black Huffy BMX bike when I was a boy. I got it for Christmas when I was nine years old. My father took me to Child World in Quincy [...]

  A Tale Of A Boy And His Bike

  March 7, 2013

•       Australian billionaire Clive Palmer has announced that he is going to build the Titanic 2. It will be an exact replica of [...]

  The Twotanic

  March 3, 2013
• Man, I wish I had some old shit to sell. My wife and I were watching Antiques Roadshow: Boston. When the fuck did they come to Boston is what my [...]

  Antiqües Röadshöw

  February 6, 2013
• . I have a house phone, or a land-line as some people still call it. I want to point out that I’m not trying to brag. I’m not trying [...]

  Your Call Can Not Be Connected As Dialed…Well, It Could Be, But It Won’t Be.

  January 14, 2013
• Every year around Christmas time, someone writes an updated fiscal report on how much The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost in todays dollars. [...]

  Newsflash: Your True Love Is A Dick

  December 24, 2012

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  The Greatest Gift Of All (No, Not Life)

  December 8, 2012
• We are about three weeks away from another end of the world prediction. Coincidentally, or maybe subconsciously not, I have been watching a [...]

  It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Prepped Fine)

  December 2, 2012