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  Fireworks, Fistfights & Fornication

  May 6, 2013
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  Wouldn’t You Like To Get Away?

  May 2, 2013
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  And The Sign Said Long Haired Freaky People Need Not Apply

  April 14, 2013
• I had a black Huffy BMX bike when I was a boy. I got it for Christmas when I was nine years old. My father took me to Child World in Quincy [...]

  A Tale Of A Boy And His Bike

  March 7, 2013

• I quit smoking cigarettes. Again. I have successfully made it through the first day. Naturally, I want to punch a newborn baby in its adorable [...]

  Don’t Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

  January 29, 2013
• I want to talk about music. Loud Music. The kind of loud music that can lead to the police knocking on your door at two in the morning and asking [...]

  If It’s Too Loud, You’re Too Old

  January 21, 2013
• January is a cold, fickle bitch. I don’t mean that in a derogatory sense. Or maybe I do. See, the thing is, I don’t care for snow. [...]

  Hot Dog…The Blog

  January 16, 2013
• I feel that I need to preface this post with an important announcement. Hitch hiking is maybe the coolest thing you can ever do in your life. If [...]

  A Child’s Guide To Hitch Hiking Safety

  January 9, 2013

• A new year has arrived. A time to change everything in your life and become the incredibly healthy and succesful human being you were meant to [...]

  Dad Always Said, “New Year’s Resolutions Are For Pussies”

  January 1, 2013
• Every year around Christmas time, someone writes an updated fiscal report on how much The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost in todays dollars. [...]

  Newsflash: Your True Love Is A Dick

  December 24, 2012