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  Wouldn’t You Like To Get Away?

  May 2, 2013
• I feel that I need to preface this post with an important announcement. Hitch hiking is maybe the coolest thing you can ever do in your life. If [...]

  A Child’s Guide To Hitch Hiking Safety

  January 9, 2013
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  Laughter: Use As Directed

  November 20, 2012
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  That’s Hurricane Sandra To You

  October 29, 2012

• Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

  How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer

  May 12, 2012
•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012
• Phobias come in all types of scary shapes and creepy sizes. These are a few of my favorites: Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders. It’s [...]

  Are You Afraid Of The Blank?

  March 29, 2012
• Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I [...]

  Good & High Helen Hunting

  March 20, 2012

• Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]

  Hanker For A Hunk Of Childhood Obesity

  March 3, 2012
• I came across this old commercial and it blows my mind. This actually aired on television, and that’s just absolutely insane to me. To [...]

  Yaba Daba Double Lung Transplant

  March 3, 2012