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  Bill Mitzvah – When A Boy Becomes A Man

  November 5, 2013
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  Fireworks, Fistfights & Fornication

  May 6, 2013
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  And The Sign Said Long Haired Freaky People Need Not Apply

  April 14, 2013
• I want to talk about music. Loud Music. The kind of loud music that can lead to the police knocking on your door at two in the morning and asking [...]

  If It’s Too Loud, You’re Too Old

  January 21, 2013

• January is a cold, fickle bitch. I don’t mean that in a derogatory sense. Or maybe I do. See, the thing is, I don’t care for snow. [...]

  Hot Dog…The Blog

  January 16, 2013
• I feel that I need to preface this post with an important announcement. Hitch hiking is maybe the coolest thing you can ever do in your life. If [...]

  A Child’s Guide To Hitch Hiking Safety

  January 9, 2013
• We are about three weeks away from another end of the world prediction. Coincidentally, or maybe subconsciously not, I have been watching a [...]

  It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Prepped Fine)

  December 2, 2012
• Santa is coming The little boy said He comes down the chimney While I’m snug in my bed He brings me the toys That I’ve wanted all [...]

  A Modern Day Christmas Poem

  December 1, 2012

• The big Powerball drawing has come and gone, and alas, I did not win. It’s a shame, because being unemployed and what not, I could have [...]

  Does Anybody Like My Powerful Balls?

  November 30, 2012
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  The Freshly Pressed-Felix Baumgartner Corollary

  November 15, 2012