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  What Would I Do? Hmmmmmm, Let’s See.

  July 17, 2012
•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012
• American Idol is a singing competition/television show that airs on the Fox network. You probably already know that, because I consider [...]

  American Idolatry

  March 31, 2012
• Sometimes in life, you come across an invention that makes you think, I wish I thought of that. This is one of those things for me. I had a [...]

  Wow, Your Haircut Sucks

  March 10, 2012

• Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]

  Hanker For A Hunk Of Childhood Obesity

  March 3, 2012
• I came across this old commercial and it blows my mind. This actually aired on television, and that’s just absolutely insane to me. To [...]

  Yaba Daba Double Lung Transplant

  March 3, 2012
• Hey, Michael Knight. You might want to upgrade K.I.T.T’s operating system from Windows ’82, because a quick foray on even the [...]

  Don’t Lie To Me, David Hasslehoff!

  February 20, 2012
• Some of the most important things I have learned in my forty plus years were taught to me via the magic of television. More specifically, the [...]

  I Learned It By Watching You, TV.

  February 13, 2012