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  Conquering The Kris Kringle Conundrum

  December 23, 2013
• I had a black Huffy BMX bike when I was a boy. I got it for Christmas when I was nine years old. My father took me to Child World in Quincy [...]

  A Tale Of A Boy And His Bike

  March 7, 2013
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  And Now For Something Completely Different

  February 27, 2013
• I quit smoking cigarettes. Again. I have successfully made it through the first day. Naturally, I want to punch a newborn baby in its adorable [...]

  Don’t Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

  January 29, 2013

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  The Day The Twinkie Died

  November 17, 2012
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  I’ve Got A Lazy Grandpa

  April 15, 2012
•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012
• We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]

  Hey,I Get Tired Like Any Boy Does, From Time To Time, Now And Again

  March 29, 2012

• Have you ever participated in a time capsule?… Sure you have…. In my lifetime I remember participating in at least three time [...]

  Hey, Let’s All Put Our Shit In A Box And Bury It!

  March 1, 2012