• A new year has arrived. A time to change everything in your life and become the incredibly healthy and succesful human being you were meant to [...]

  Dad Always Said, “New Year’s Resolutions Are For Pussies”

  January 1, 2013
• Every year around Christmas time, someone writes an updated fiscal report on how much The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost in todays dollars. [...]

  Newsflash: Your True Love Is A Dick

  December 24, 2012
• The day that I got kicked out of New Kids On The Block was one of the worst days of my life. I remember it like it was yesterday. What’s [...]

  The Coolest Kid On The Block

  December 12, 2012
• Santa is coming The little boy said He comes down the chimney While I’m snug in my bed He brings me the toys That I’ve wanted all [...]

  A Modern Day Christmas Poem

  December 1, 2012

• The big Powerball drawing has come and gone, and alas, I did not win. It’s a shame, because being unemployed and what not, I could have [...]

  Does Anybody Like My Powerful Balls?

  November 30, 2012
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  A Boy’s Guide To Wooing A Sweet Beautiful Baby Lady

  November 27, 2012
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  Black Friday, Cyber McMonday

  November 26, 2012
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  Laughter: Use As Directed

  November 20, 2012

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  A Brief And Entirely Inaccurate History Of Thanksgiving

  November 18, 2012
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  The Day The Twinkie Died

  November 17, 2012