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Tag Archives: mature

  • Liar, Liar, Tights On Fire!

    Liar, Liar, Tights On Fire!

    April 7, 2012
  • During the summer of 1986, at the tender age of 15, I stared death in the face for 6 straight hours. I miraculously lived to tell the tale. So [...]

    Oh, That’s How People Die?

    April 5, 2012
  • American Idol is a singing competition/television show that airs on the Fox network. You probably already know that, because I consider [...]

    American Idolatry

    March 31, 2012
  • Phobias come in all types of scary shapes and creepy sizes. These are a few of my favorites: Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders. It’s [...]

    Are You Afraid Of The Blank?

    March 29, 2012
  • We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]

    Hey,I Get Tired Like Any Boy Does, From Time To Time, Now And Again

    March 29, 2012
  • The 70’s were a simpler time when there was no need for expensive quality licensed daycare centers. Television was the only babysitter a [...]

    Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s High

    March 27, 2012
  • I was playing Words With Friends on my iPhone and it got me thinking about how pissed off Scrabble must be about this happy horse shit. Or [...]

    Swear Words With Friends

    March 24, 2012
  • As a child I hated vegetables, or venchtibles as my brother used to call them. Hahaha, siblings. I hated broccoli, I hated cauliflower, but most [...]

    No Thanks, I’ll Just Take Steroids

    March 22, 2012
  •   Remember Steve Austin? No, not the wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. I mean the real Steve Austin. Colonel Steve Austin, The [...]

    You Couldn’t Afford These Man Parts

    March 19, 2012
  • The 80’s were a time of social awareness. Awareness that the world was starving. Well, parts of the world were starving. My part of the [...]

    How’s About A Hair Sandwich, Kid?

    March 14, 2012

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