• We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]

  Hey,I Get Tired Like Any Boy Does, From Time To Time, Now And Again

  March 29, 2012
• The 70’s were a simpler time when there was no need for expensive quality licensed daycare centers. Television was the only babysitter a [...]

  Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s High

  March 27, 2012
• As a child I hated vegetables, or venchtibles as my brother used to call them. Hahaha, siblings. I hated broccoli, I hated cauliflower, but most [...]

  No Thanks, I’ll Just Take Steroids

  March 22, 2012
• Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I [...]

  Good & High Helen Hunting

  March 20, 2012

• The 80’s were a time of social awareness. Awareness that the world was starving. Well, parts of the world were starving. My part of the [...]

  How’s About A Hair Sandwich, Kid?

  March 14, 2012
• When I was a kid I was confused about where babies came from. Was it the stork that brought babies into this world via a vast, complex delivery [...]

  Intro To Baby Making, 70’s Style

  March 12, 2012
• Sometimes in life, you come across an invention that makes you think, I wish I thought of that. This is one of those things for me. I had a [...]

  Wow, Your Haircut Sucks

  March 10, 2012
• Lynda Carter was Wonder Woman, and vice versa. Wonder Woman aired on ABC from 1975 to 1979, and it made Lynda Carter a cultural icon. Those were [...]

  Wonder Why I Loved This Woman?

  March 8, 2012

• Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]

  Hanker For A Hunk Of Childhood Obesity

  March 3, 2012
• Have you ever participated in a time capsule?… Sure you have…. In my lifetime I remember participating in at least three time [...]

  Hey, Let’s All Put Our Shit In A Box And Bury It!

  March 1, 2012