• Phobias come in all types of scary shapes and creepy sizes. These are a few of my favorites: Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders. It’s [...]

  Are You Afraid Of The Blank?

  March 29, 2012
• We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]

  Hey,I Get Tired Like Any Boy Does, From Time To Time, Now And Again

  March 29, 2012
• The 70’s were a simpler time when there was no need for expensive quality licensed daycare centers. Television was the only babysitter a [...]

  Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s High

  March 27, 2012
• I was playing Words With Friends on my iPhone and it got me thinking about how pissed off Scrabble must be about this happy horse shit. Or [...]

  Swear Words With Friends

  March 24, 2012

• As a child I hated vegetables, or venchtibles as my brother used to call them. Hahaha, siblings. I hated broccoli, I hated cauliflower, but most [...]

  No Thanks, I’ll Just Take Steroids

  March 22, 2012
• Momma always said “Life is like a box of chocolates. Fattening and full of a bunch of shit you’re probably not gonna like, but [...]

  Forrest Hemp

  March 21, 2012
• Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I [...]

  Good & High Helen Hunting

  March 20, 2012
•   Remember Steve Austin? No, not the wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. I mean the real Steve Austin. Colonel Steve Austin, The [...]

  You Couldn’t Afford These Man Parts

  March 19, 2012

• May you not get so drunk, That you act like a punk, Turn into a dick, And get violently sick, May you not get so shitty, You’re unable to [...]

  The McMorrow St. Patrick’s Day Drinking Prayer

  March 15, 2012
• The 80’s were a time of social awareness. Awareness that the world was starving. Well, parts of the world were starving. My part of the [...]

  How’s About A Hair Sandwich, Kid?

  March 14, 2012