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  Remember Days Of Skipping School, Racing Cars & Being Cool?

  June 23, 2012
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  Don’t Worry Doc, That’s Not My Lovemaking Wrist

  May 31, 2012
• Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

  How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer

  May 12, 2012
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  It’s Only Teenage Wasteland

  May 2, 2012

• The 1980’s were a turbulent time. The Cold War was still raging. Kids stomachs were exploding from mixing Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.The world [...]

  Are You Ready To (Expletive Deleted) Rock?

  April 26, 2012
• Dear Axl, You probably don’t remember me because we’ve never met. I’m writing to tell you some things that I’ve [...]

  An Open Letter To Axl Rose

  April 12, 2012
• I was wracking my brain for a blog idea this afternoon. Thinking about days gone by, and things I loved. One thing that I loved was hacky sack. [...]

  Kickin’ It Old School

  April 10, 2012
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  Liar, Liar, Tights On Fire!

  April 7, 2012

• Phobias come in all types of scary shapes and creepy sizes. These are a few of my favorites: Arachnophobia is the fear of spiders. It’s [...]

  Are You Afraid Of The Blank?

  March 29, 2012
• We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]

  Hey,I Get Tired Like Any Boy Does, From Time To Time, Now And Again

  March 29, 2012