• I was born in the year 1970, as the world cheered wildly. A few short years later Pong was introduced to the world. They cheered even wildlier [...]

  Defendering My Life

  April 23, 2012
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  I’ve Got A Lazy Grandpa

  April 15, 2012
•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012
• We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]

  Hey,I Get Tired Like Any Boy Does, From Time To Time, Now And Again

  March 29, 2012

• The 70’s were a simpler time when there was no need for expensive quality licensed daycare centers. Television was the only babysitter a [...]

  Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s High

  March 27, 2012
• As a child I hated vegetables, or venchtibles as my brother used to call them. Hahaha, siblings. I hated broccoli, I hated cauliflower, but most [...]

  No Thanks, I’ll Just Take Steroids

  March 22, 2012
•   Remember Steve Austin? No, not the wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. I mean the real Steve Austin. Colonel Steve Austin, The [...]

  You Couldn’t Afford These Man Parts

  March 19, 2012
• When I was a kid I was confused about where babies came from. Was it the stork that brought babies into this world via a vast, complex delivery [...]

  Intro To Baby Making, 70’s Style

  March 12, 2012

• Lynda Carter was Wonder Woman, and vice versa. Wonder Woman aired on ABC from 1975 to 1979, and it made Lynda Carter a cultural icon. Those were [...]

  Wonder Why I Loved This Woman?

  March 8, 2012
• Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]

  Hanker For A Hunk Of Childhood Obesity

  March 3, 2012