•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012
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  Liar, Liar, Tights On Fire!

  April 7, 2012
• During the summer of 1986, at the tender age of 15, I stared death in the face for 6 straight hours. I miraculously lived to tell the tale. So [...]

  Oh, That’s How People Die?

  April 5, 2012
• We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]

  Hey,I Get Tired Like Any Boy Does, From Time To Time, Now And Again

  March 29, 2012

• The 70’s were a simpler time when there was no need for expensive quality licensed daycare centers. Television was the only babysitter a [...]

  Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s High

  March 27, 2012
• Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I [...]

  Good & High Helen Hunting

  March 20, 2012
• When I was a kid I was confused about where babies came from. Was it the stork that brought babies into this world via a vast, complex delivery [...]

  Intro To Baby Making, 70’s Style

  March 12, 2012
• Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]

  Hanker For A Hunk Of Childhood Obesity

  March 3, 2012

• I came across this old commercial and it blows my mind. This actually aired on television, and that’s just absolutely insane to me. To [...]

  Yaba Daba Double Lung Transplant

  March 3, 2012
• Hey, Michael Knight. You might want to upgrade K.I.T.T’s operating system from Windows ’82, because a quick foray on even the [...]

  Don’t Lie To Me, David Hasslehoff!

  February 20, 2012