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  How To Succeed In Prison Without Really Trying

  October 25, 2012
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  Bill, I Am Your Father

  September 15, 2012
• Bullying is a hot topic in today’s world. No, not the Hot Topic at the mall where you buy all your body glitter and nose rings, you slut. I [...]

  Tell A Bully That They Suck, And Show Them You Don’t Give A Fuck

  July 19, 2012
• When I was a younger boy, around 11 or 12, I was given the investment opportunity of a lifetime. I was personally asked if I wanted to join a [...]

  I Love Rock ‘N Roll, So Tape Another Penny To A Postcard, Baby

  June 26, 2012

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  Remember Days Of Skipping School, Racing Cars & Being Cool?

  June 23, 2012
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  Don’t Worry Doc, That’s Not My Lovemaking Wrist

  May 31, 2012
• Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

  How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer

  May 12, 2012
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  It’s Only Teenage Wasteland

  May 2, 2012

• I was born in the year 1970, as the world cheered wildly. A few short years later Pong was introduced to the world. They cheered even wildlier [...]

  Defendering My Life

  April 23, 2012
• Dear Axl, You probably don’t remember me because we’ve never met. I’m writing to tell you some things that I’ve [...]

  An Open Letter To Axl Rose

  April 12, 2012