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  Voorhees A Jolly Good Fellow

  November 1, 2012
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  Oh, I’ll Give You Something Good To Eat

  October 31, 2012
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  Bill, I Am Your Father

  September 15, 2012
• Bullying is a hot topic in today’s world. No, not the Hot Topic at the mall where you buy all your body glitter and nose rings, you slut. I [...]

  Tell A Bully That They Suck, And Show Them You Don’t Give A Fuck

  July 19, 2012

• Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

  How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer

  May 12, 2012
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  It’s Only Teenage Wasteland

  May 2, 2012
• The 1980’s were a turbulent time. The Cold War was still raging. Kids stomachs were exploding from mixing Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.The world [...]

  Are You Ready To (Expletive Deleted) Rock?

  April 26, 2012
• I was born in the year 1970, as the world cheered wildly. A few short years later Pong was introduced to the world. They cheered even wildlier [...]

  Defendering My Life

  April 23, 2012

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  I’ve Got A Lazy Grandpa

  April 15, 2012
•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012