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  And Now For Something Completely Different

  February 27, 2013
• A new year has arrived. A time to change everything in your life and become the incredibly healthy and succesful human being you were meant to [...]

  Dad Always Said, “New Year’s Resolutions Are For Pussies”

  January 1, 2013
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  Laughter: Use As Directed

  November 20, 2012
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  Don’t Worry Doc, That’s Not My Lovemaking Wrist

  May 31, 2012

• Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

  How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer

  May 12, 2012
• When I was a kid I was confused about where babies came from. Was it the stork that brought babies into this world via a vast, complex delivery [...]

  Intro To Baby Making, 70’s Style

  March 12, 2012
• Sometimes in life, you come across an invention that makes you think, I wish I thought of that. This is one of those things for me. I had a [...]

  Wow, Your Haircut Sucks

  March 10, 2012
• So seriously, what’s a blog? I just write down random thoughts and put it on the internet? For people to read and smugly comment, [...]

  What’s a blog?

  January 30, 2012