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We send our children to school to learn things. Wait, I don’t have kids. You send your children to school to learn things. Things that will [...]
March 29, 2012
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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I [...]
March 20, 2012
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The 80’s were a time of social awareness. Awareness that the world was starving. Well, parts of the world were starving. My part of the [...]
March 14, 2012
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Sometimes in life, you come across an invention that makes you think, I wish I thought of that. This is one of those things for me. I had a [...]
March 10, 2012
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Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]
March 3, 2012
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Have you ever participated in a time capsule?… Sure you have…. In my lifetime I remember participating in at least three time [...]
March 1, 2012
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I chose this title reluctantly because I hate when people use the phrase “you go girl”, unless it’s Oprah Winfrey. Oprah can do [...]
February 21, 2012
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Hey, Michael Knight. You might want to upgrade K.I.T.T’s operating system from Windows ’82, because a quick foray on even the [...]
February 20, 2012
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Calm down dude or dudette, I’m not challenging you to engage in fisticuffs with me. I’m just talking about the Dukes of Hazzard. [...]
February 19, 2012
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When I was a boy, I was told by my fifth grade teacher that I would either be the President of the United States(POTUS) or I would be a bum. Well [...]
February 16, 2012
Bill McMorrow 