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  Dear Olympics, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?

  July 30, 2012
• Bullying is a hot topic in today’s world. No, not the Hot Topic at the mall where you buy all your body glitter and nose rings, you slut. I [...]

  Tell A Bully That They Suck, And Show Them You Don’t Give A Fuck

  July 19, 2012
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  What Would I Do? Hmmmmmm, Let’s See.

  July 17, 2012
• When I was a younger boy, around 11 or 12, I was given the investment opportunity of a lifetime. I was personally asked if I wanted to join a [...]

  I Love Rock ‘N Roll, So Tape Another Penny To A Postcard, Baby

  June 26, 2012

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  Remember Days Of Skipping School, Racing Cars & Being Cool?

  June 23, 2012
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  Don’t Worry Doc, That’s Not My Lovemaking Wrist

  May 31, 2012
• Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

  How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer

  May 12, 2012
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  That Time I Ruined Christmas

  May 5, 2012

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  It’s Only Teenage Wasteland

  May 2, 2012
• The 1980’s were a turbulent time. The Cold War was still raging. Kids stomachs were exploding from mixing Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.The world [...]

  Are You Ready To (Expletive Deleted) Rock?

  April 26, 2012