Author Archives: Bill McMorrow

Bill, I Am Your Father
September 15, 2012
Dear Olympics, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?
July 30, 2012
Bullying is a hot topic in today’s world. No, not the Hot Topic at the mall where you buy all your body glitter and nose rings, you slut. I [...]

Tell A Bully That They Suck, And Show Them You Don’t Give A Fuck
July 19, 2012
What Would I Do? Hmmmmmm, Let’s See.
July 17, 2012

When I was a younger boy, around 11 or 12, I was given the investment opportunity of a lifetime. I was personally asked if I wanted to join a [...]

I Love Rock ‘N Roll, So Tape Another Penny To A Postcard, Baby
June 26, 2012
Remember Days Of Skipping School, Racing Cars & Being Cool?
June 23, 2012
Don’t Worry Doc, That’s Not My Lovemaking Wrist
May 31, 2012
Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer
May 12, 2012