Thirty days hath September,
April, June, and November;
All the rest have thirty-one,
Save February, with twenty-eight days clear,
And twenty-nine each leap year.-
The First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.
That isn’t really the first amendment, I believe that one deals with keeping Whites and Coloreds at separate toilets. (Sorry, I just watched The Help last night, and I currently hate white people. But I’m white people, so I’ll get over it…. It’s what we do.) I think Leap Year might actually be like the fifth or sixth amendment, thereabouts. I really wish someone had written that shit down for reference purposes. But I don’t care for Leap Day, or Leap Year for that matter, for one overwhelming reason… It’s February, and February is fucking cold. Are you telling me this great nation can’t pull it’s collective shit together and tack an extra fucking day on at the end of September, April, June or November? I personally would vote for either June or September, but would pleasantly accept any of them. Also, I wouldn’t be opposed to 32 days in one of the other numerous beautiful months. But February? No, thank you. February can go fuck itself in its cold frigid ass.
Bill McMorrow 