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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly shitty day, I wish I could just float away on a cloud of sweet, sweet angel dust. But I [...]
March 20, 2012
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Remember Steve Austin? No, not the wrestler “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. I mean the real Steve Austin. Colonel Steve Austin, The [...]
March 19, 2012
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When I was a kid I was confused about where babies came from. Was it the stork that brought babies into this world via a vast, complex delivery [...]
March 12, 2012
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Sometimes in life, you come across an invention that makes you think, I wish I thought of that. This is one of those things for me. I had a [...]
March 10, 2012
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Lynda Carter was Wonder Woman, and vice versa. Wonder Woman aired on ABC from 1975 to 1979, and it made Lynda Carter a cultural icon. Those were [...]
March 8, 2012
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Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]
March 3, 2012
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I came across this old commercial and it blows my mind. This actually aired on television, and that’s just absolutely insane to me. To [...]
March 3, 2012
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I chose this title reluctantly because I hate when people use the phrase “you go girl”, unless it’s Oprah Winfrey. Oprah can do [...]
February 21, 2012
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Hey, Michael Knight. You might want to upgrade K.I.T.T’s operating system from Windows ’82, because a quick foray on even the [...]
February 20, 2012
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Calm down dude or dudette, I’m not challenging you to engage in fisticuffs with me. I’m just talking about the Dukes of Hazzard. [...]
February 19, 2012
Bill McMorrow 