• . I have a house phone, or a land-line as some people still call it. I want to point out that I’m not trying to brag. I’m not trying [...]

  Your Call Can Not Be Connected As Dialed…Well, It Could Be, But It Won’t Be.

  January 14, 2013
• Every year around Christmas time, someone writes an updated fiscal report on how much The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost in todays dollars. [...]

  Newsflash: Your True Love Is A Dick

  December 24, 2012
• Sometimes in life, you come across an invention that makes you think, I wish I thought of that. This is one of those things for me. I had a [...]

  Wow, Your Haircut Sucks

  March 10, 2012
• Sometimes when I’m going through a normal day of pretending I’m not on the batting end of a no-hitter, I’ll hear people [...]

  Phrases That Bucking Fug Me

  February 22, 2012