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  Fireworks, Fistfights & Fornication

  May 6, 2013
• . I have a house phone, or a land-line as some people still call it. I want to point out that I’m not trying to brag. I’m not trying [...]

  Your Call Can Not Be Connected As Dialed…Well, It Could Be, But It Won’t Be.

  January 14, 2013
• Every year around Christmas time, someone writes an updated fiscal report on how much The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost in todays dollars. [...]

  Newsflash: Your True Love Is A Dick

  December 24, 2012
• What the hell has happened to the National Hockey League? I don’t really know, because I no longer follow it. But I used to follow the NHL [...]

  Why The NHL Lockout Does Not Matter (To Me)

  November 29, 2012

• When I was a younger boy, around 11 or 12, I was given the investment opportunity of a lifetime. I was personally asked if I wanted to join a [...]

  I Love Rock ‘N Roll, So Tape Another Penny To A Postcard, Baby

  June 26, 2012
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  Remember Days Of Skipping School, Racing Cars & Being Cool?

  June 23, 2012
• The price of gas keeps climbing higher and there is a real sense of outrage going on in this country. How can this magical fire-water that [...]

  But Now I Can’t Afford To Drink And Drive!

  March 6, 2012
• Valentines Day is almost upon us and I don’t give a shit. Hold on America, I’m not anti-love and affection. I’m not against [...]

  Valentines Day

  February 7, 2012