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  Conquering The Kris Kringle Conundrum

  December 23, 2013
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  A Ghost Of Christmas Past

  December 19, 2013
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  The War On Thanksgiving

  November 28, 2013
• Every year around Christmas time, someone writes an updated fiscal report on how much The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost in todays dollars. [...]

  Newsflash: Your True Love Is A Dick

  December 24, 2012

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  The Greatest Gift Of All (No, Not Life)

  December 8, 2012
• Santa is coming The little boy said He comes down the chimney While I’m snug in my bed He brings me the toys That I’ve wanted all [...]

  A Modern Day Christmas Poem

  December 1, 2012
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  That Time I Ruined Christmas

  May 5, 2012