The great thing about writing a post about a specific day is you’ll never have to write another one. Just keep reblogging it. You’ll thank me next year. Happy Saint Patricks Day weekend to all the Drunky McStumblefucks out there.
May you not get so drunk,
That you act like a punk,
Turn into a dick,
And get violently sick,
May you not get so shitty,
You’re unable to stand,
And if ye be English,
Get the fuck off my land!
Bill McMorrow 
Huzzah.