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May you not get so drunk, That you act like a punk, Turn into a dick, And get violently sick, May you not get so shitty, You’re unable to [...]
March 15, 2012
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The 80’s were a time of social awareness. Awareness that the world was starving. Well, parts of the world were starving. My part of the [...]
March 14, 2012
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When I was a kid I was confused about where babies came from. Was it the stork that brought babies into this world via a vast, complex delivery [...]
March 12, 2012
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Sometimes I wish I could talk to animals. Scratch that, I already can talk to animals. I really mean I wish that animals could talk to me. I [...]
March 12, 2012
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Sometimes in life, you come across an invention that makes you think, I wish I thought of that. This is one of those things for me. I had a [...]
March 10, 2012
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Lynda Carter was Wonder Woman, and vice versa. Wonder Woman aired on ABC from 1975 to 1979, and it made Lynda Carter a cultural icon. Those were [...]
March 8, 2012
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The price of gas keeps climbing higher and there is a real sense of outrage going on in this country. How can this magical fire-water that [...]
March 6, 2012
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Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]
March 3, 2012
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I came across this old commercial and it blows my mind. This actually aired on television, and that’s just absolutely insane to me. To [...]
March 3, 2012
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Have you ever participated in a time capsule?… Sure you have…. In my lifetime I remember participating in at least three time [...]
March 1, 2012