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  Don’t Worry Doc, That’s Not My Lovemaking Wrist

  May 31, 2012
• Life is hard. That’s why so many babies are wearing helmets today. If only there was a book of rules to live by to make things easier. No, [...]

  How To Not Get Stabbed In The Face By A Drug Dealer

  May 12, 2012
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  That Time I Ruined Christmas

  May 5, 2012
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  It’s Only Teenage Wasteland

  May 2, 2012

• The 1980’s were a turbulent time. The Cold War was still raging. Kids stomachs were exploding from mixing Pop Rocks and Coca-Cola.The world [...]

  Are You Ready To (Expletive Deleted) Rock?

  April 26, 2012
• Monday, April 16th, was the 116th running of the Boston Marathon. One day a year thousands of runners from around the world gather in Hopkinton, [...]

  The Boston Marijuanathon

  April 17, 2012
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  I’ve Got A Lazy Grandpa

  April 15, 2012
• Dear Axl, You probably don’t remember me because we’ve never met. I’m writing to tell you some things that I’ve [...]

  An Open Letter To Axl Rose

  April 12, 2012

•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012
• I was wracking my brain for a blog idea this afternoon. Thinking about days gone by, and things I loved. One thing that I loved was hacky sack. [...]

  Kickin’ It Old School

  April 10, 2012