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  Oh, I’ll Give You Something Good To Eat

  October 31, 2012
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  Bill, I Am Your Father

  September 15, 2012
• Bullying is a hot topic in today’s world. No, not the Hot Topic at the mall where you buy all your body glitter and nose rings, you slut. I [...]

  Tell A Bully That They Suck, And Show Them You Don’t Give A Fuck

  July 19, 2012
• When I was a younger boy, around 11 or 12, I was given the investment opportunity of a lifetime. I was personally asked if I wanted to join a [...]

  I Love Rock ‘N Roll, So Tape Another Penny To A Postcard, Baby

  June 26, 2012

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  Remember Days Of Skipping School, Racing Cars & Being Cool?

  June 23, 2012
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  That Time I Ruined Christmas

  May 5, 2012
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  It’s Only Teenage Wasteland

  May 2, 2012
• I was born in the year 1970, as the world cheered wildly. A few short years later Pong was introduced to the world. They cheered even wildlier [...]

  Defendering My Life

  April 23, 2012

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  I’ve Got A Lazy Grandpa

  April 15, 2012
•     I don’t know how that kid got in here. He wasn’t invited, I know that much…..I had the grooviest party planned [...]

  Hey, Who Brought The Cool Kid?

  April 10, 2012