• Why is America so chubby? I’ll tell you why. It’s because of this dude, Timer. Look at him. Now look away. Now look back at him but [...]

  Hanker For A Hunk Of Childhood Obesity

  March 3, 2012
• Calm down dude or dudette, I’m not challenging you to engage in fisticuffs with me. I’m just talking about the Dukes of Hazzard. [...]

  Put Up Your Dukes, Man

  February 19, 2012
• When I was a boy, I was told by my fifth grade teacher that I would either be the President of the United States(POTUS) or I would be a bum. Well [...]

  Life is Full of Choices

  February 16, 2012
• So if you have a blog, you have to write about the Superbowl. It’s mandatory. That’s what Jeeves said. I asked him. So lest I risk [...]

  The Obligatory Superbowl Blog, AKA, The Obligablog

  February 5, 2012